Poll Shows Majority of Beltrami County Voters Won’t Vote for Ilhan Omar
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Vikings Cite Pandemic in Explaining Last 59 Years of Incompetence
“These are unprecedented times, and I think that needs to be acknowledged when looking at the loss on Sunday. Or the losses this season. Or any of them, ever.”
Jason Lewis Tests Negative for COVID-19, Basic Human Decency
“We are very proud to report that the former Congressman is devoid of empathy or kindness of any kind, traits our voters identify as “liberal” and “gay”,” said Allen Peters, director of public relations for the campaign.
Is She Hot or Is She Just Your Neighbors Inflatable Witch From Menards
“I first saw her from my kitchen window, in my neighbor’s front yard,” James Callaway told The Nordly, “tall, curvy, hair blowing in the wind. And she was standing next to a bubbling pot of some sort, which is awesome because I also LOVE to cook! I was completely under her spell.”
U of M Frat Engages in Social Distant Butt Chugging
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North Loop Abandoned After Residents’ Parents Unable to Pay Rent
MINNEAPOLIS — The North Loop has officially been deemed a ghost town after nearly all…
Renegade Cop With Nothing To Lose Has Surprising Amount Of Job Security
When you hear words like “racist”, “alpha male”, or “former Hitler youth”, Robert J. Kroll comes to mind. He’s the president of the Minnesota Police Union, is dressed to kill and probably has. And despite overwhelming outcry for him to resign, he’s not going anywhere.
MPD Officer Can’t Find the “Blinding a Reporter” Overtime Expense Code
“The crowd was running for cover and some of them had these shoulder-mounted weapons with long cables that I’ve never seen before. They also had these badges that I couldn’t read but I assume said “Antifa”. I wasn’t taking the chance of getting close enough so I fired some shoulder-height warning shots. How the fuck was I suppossed to know they were members of the press?”
Twins Dropping 18th-Straight Playoff Game Most Predictable Part of 2020
In an unprecedented year exacerbated by a global pandemic, civil unrest, record unemployment and a…
Opinion: A Global Pandemic Won’t Stop Us From Getting Married in Front of 200 of Our Closest Friends and Family
It would be selfish if we didn’t keep the date. And with my nana’s health, if we keep pushing it back she might not be able to be there and I just really want my nana to see me walk down the aisle in the church she was married in.