Devohn Bland
Renegade Cop With Nothing To Lose Has Surprising Amount Of Job Security
When you hear words like “racist”, “alpha male”, or “former Hitler youth”, Robert J. Kroll comes to mind. He’s the president of the Minnesota Police Union, is dressed to kill and probably has. And despite overwhelming outcry for him to resign, he’s not going anywhere.
Can’t Get Health Insurance? Quit Crying and Check Out This Sick New Police Tank!
“I used to be afraid that without insurance I could get into an accident and be shit out of luck”, said college student Carl Jacobs. “But now I’m just worried about when I’ll be able to see that big ass military-grade police tank I saw the other day again. That shit was awesome!!”
Calhoun Square To Be Renamed Racist Dead White Man Square
In a move that is causing both celebration and mass confusion, owners of the Calhoun Square shopping center are changing its name from a controversial one to one that might still be controversial?
Local Bullies Afraid To live In The Neighborhoods Where They Steal Lunch Money
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Local GOP Also Largest Cops Show Fan Club
“I’m grieving right now, I honestly feel dead inside, I am NOT ok,” said local congressman Duane Quam, wearing a Black shirt emblazoned with the iconic logo of COPS.
Charles Lindbergh Statue Noticeably Sweaty
In the wake of the George Floyd protests, there has been a national movement of toppling statues of racist historical figures. Since the Christopher Columbus statue in front of the State Capitol was taken down by Native American activists, the nearby Charles Lindbergh has been noticeably different.