Twin Cities
This Startup Is Changing the Way Investors Give Them Money to Just Fuck Around in a Cool Office
MINNEAPOLIS — Local startup Naada is getting the attention of Wall Street after a $2.7…
Kirk Cousins Continues to Stay 6ft Away From a First Down All Season
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Vikings Cite Pandemic in Explaining Last 59 Years of Incompetence
“These are unprecedented times, and I think that needs to be acknowledged when looking at the loss on Sunday. Or the losses this season. Or any of them, ever.”
Is She Hot or Is She Just Your Neighbors Inflatable Witch From Menards
“I first saw her from my kitchen window, in my neighbor’s front yard,” James Callaway told The Nordly, “tall, curvy, hair blowing in the wind. And she was standing next to a bubbling pot of some sort, which is awesome because I also LOVE to cook! I was completely under her spell.”
MPD Officer Can’t Find the “Blinding a Reporter” Overtime Expense Code
“The crowd was running for cover and some of them had these shoulder-mounted weapons with long cables that I’ve never seen before. They also had these badges that I couldn’t read but I assume said “Antifa”. I wasn’t taking the chance of getting close enough so I fired some shoulder-height warning shots. How the fuck was I suppossed to know they were members of the press?”
Twins Dropping 18th-Straight Playoff Game Most Predictable Part of 2020
In an unprecedented year exacerbated by a global pandemic, civil unrest, record unemployment and a…
Embarrassing! Minneapolis Snubbed from Trump’s Inaugural Class of Anarchist Cities
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Landlords Serve Eviction Notice To Entire City of Minneapolis
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to rage, taking away the lives of thousands, and more tragically, the passive incomes of dozens of landlords. That’s why the Twin Cities Landlord’s Alliance has decided to evict the entire city of Minneapolis from the premises.