“It’s just such a convenience. I can get from my apartment to work downtown in seven minutes, but only if I go at least 70,” said Honsmeyer, as he forlorn stared at the two-foot wide painted strip in his detailed Honda Civic. “What am I supposed to do, wake up earlier to get to work on time?”
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MINNEAPOLIS — Joining the wave of businesses pivoting their service models to comply with Governor…
Faced with restrictions to serving cocktails on-site and a severe shortage of hand sanitizer, a group of Twin Cities distilleries shifted from producing spirits to producing hand sanitizer. Seeing an opportunity to “support the cause” Alpertson has shifted his niche, judgemental taste to craft-made hand sanitizer.
Appearing as a burning bush before bewildered onlookers near Cedar Lake Road, God has announced that after seeing the world react to COVID-19, God will be releasing the other nine plagues to coincide with the 3,460th anniversary of Passover.
“Gabriel and Michael have been razzing me about how I’m ‘going back to the well’, but when you want to send a message, you kill a guy’s cow and give him boils. I mean I’ll never forget the look on Pharaoh’s face when he spent three days slapping away locusts every ten seconds. I damn near pissed myself,“ said the omnipotent creator of the universe.
In the wake of Governor Walz’s stay-at-home order, which bars unnecessary travel and commerce to slow the spread of COVID-19, local night club Sneaky Pete’s has declared itself part of the “essential infrastructure” that must stay open during this time.
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