When asked to comment, Twins General Manager Thad Levine was adamant to defend his strategy. “We got lucky this year, there’s no doubt about that. But maybe we didn’t? Maybe we do have the right players who just haven’t reached their prime? It’s impossible to tell.”
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An experimental new body scanner capable of detecting and eliminating microscopic traces of contraband holiday cheer will be installed at Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport just in time for Christmas.
“The holidays can be a time of joyfulness and thanksgiving”, said TSA agent Valerie Sanders, “we’re hoping this new machine can put an end to all that”.
TSA guidelines have long made it clear that cheer of any kind is strictly prohibited on all domestic and international flights but until now…
Plans to extend Red Line service from Lakeville to the Twin Cities has been canceled in favor of a newly announced Beige Line, which will begin one-way service out of the city of Lakeville beginning in spring 2021.
“Look, suburbs are breeding grounds for soulless McMansions,” said Metro spokesman Larry Deerdorfe during this week’s press conference. “And Lakeville is…
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Just like the actual universe, Mall of America’s Nickelodeon Universe is doing a bit of expanding in the near future. Starting in the summer of 2020, it will morph to Nickelodeon Multiverse, bringing together every character that’s been created for the cable network since its inception back in 1977.
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