QUIZ: Are you a Pawlenty, Walz, Dayton, or Ventura?
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This Startup Is Changing the Way Investors Give Them Money to Just Fuck Around in a Cool Office
MINNEAPOLIS — Local startup Naada is getting the attention of Wall Street after a $2.7…
Inside Duluth Fashion Week
Last Friday’s runway show marked the last event of Duluth Fashion Week and, as expected,…
Woke Best Man Reads Land Acknowledgement Before Leading Bachelor Party Into Mystic Lake
PRIOR LAKE — As local woke dude Eric Sorenson led eight of his loudest buddies…
U of M Discovers Male Mallards Evolved Green Heads to Impress Females by Referencing “The Mask” (1994)
A team of evolutionary biologists from the University of Minnesota announced this week that male…
Local Woman Goes Apeshit for Colorful Leaves She’s Seen Every Fall for Decades
WHITE BEAR LAKE — After three months of summer, 34-year-old Deborah Murphy stepped outside to…
Kirk Cousins Continues to Stay 6ft Away From a First Down All Season
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Report: Rich Family on Block Gives out King-Sized COVID
“I heard they stocked up on all the virus they could find and even drove to Wisconsin to get some,” commented a 10-year-old Frankenstein, adding how he plans to take his mask off and hit their house a second and maybe third time.
