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Woke Best Man Reads Land Acknowledgement Before Leading Bachelor Party Into Mystic Lake

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City Pages’ Final Article To Be “Top 10 Local Asses the Star Tribune Can Kiss”

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Minnesota Republicans Honored to Contract Virus That Was Once in Trump’s Nostril

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Mall of America Betting People Will Risk Lives for Orange Julius

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Mayor Frey Vows to Continue Vowing to Do Something

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Minneapolis Man Not Sure How South Dakota Did Something Cool Like Legalize Weed

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Nutjob Antifa Terrorist Kindly Reminds Extended Family To Drop Off Absentee Ballots by 3PM

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Party Responsible for Watergate, Iraq War, Mass Surveillance, Voter Suppression, Child Prison Camps, Climate Change Denial, and Pandemic Spread Assure They Only Want What’s Best for Country

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Minnesotans Come Out in Record Numbers to Stand Outside in 60 Degree Weather

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QUIZ: Are you a Pawlenty, Walz, Dayton, or Ventura?

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1) What is your go-to spot for a first date? A. A brewery- somewhere fun…

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This Startup Is Changing the Way Investors Give Them Money to Just Fuck Around in a Cool Office

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MINNEAPOLIS — Local startup Naada is getting the attention of Wall Street after a $2.7…

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Law-Abiding Bird Flying South Can’t Believe It’s Hitting This Many Red Lights

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City Pages’ Final Article To Be “Top 10 Local Asses the Star Tribune Can Kiss”

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Inside Duluth Fashion Week

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Last Friday’s runway show marked the last event of Duluth Fashion Week and, as expected,…

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Police Increase Efforts to Locate Violent Criminal in Hopes of Hiring Them

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Woke Best Man Reads Land Acknowledgement Before Leading Bachelor Party Into Mystic Lake

6 years ago Anna Larranaga

PRIOR LAKE — As local woke dude Eric Sorenson led eight of his loudest buddies…

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U of M Discovers Male Mallards Evolved Green Heads to Impress Females by Referencing “The Mask” (1994)

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A team of evolutionary biologists from the University of Minnesota announced this week that male…

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Man Using Facebook at Work Tells Protestors to Get a Job

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Local Woman Goes Apeshit for Colorful Leaves She’s Seen Every Fall for Decades

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WHITE BEAR LAKE — After three months of summer, 34-year-old Deborah Murphy stepped outside to…

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Kirk Cousins Continues to Stay 6ft Away From a First Down All Season

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Fun! Jason Lewis Streams Himself Beating up Pedestrians in GTA 5

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Report: Rich Family on Block Gives out King-Sized COVID

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“I heard they stocked up on all the virus they could find and even drove to Wisconsin to get some,” commented a 10-year-old Frankenstein, adding how he plans to take his mask off and hit their house a second and maybe third time.

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Woke Best Man Reads Land Acknowledgement Before Leading Bachelor Party Into Mystic Lake

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North Loop Abandoned After Residents’ Parents Unable to Pay Rent

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Tragic: This Man Said “Ooh! Somebody Stop Me!” After Putting On Face Mask But No One Laughed

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Delta Offers Chili’s Gift Cards As Refunds for Cancelled Flights

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