Metal Fans Upset at the Lack of Korn Mazes Near the Twin Cities
Original photo by Tonamel
Student Spends $150k and Several Years Studying Economics to Discover Capitalism Sucks
“But what the hell am I supposed to do with this doctorate when the country’s GDP shrank 32% and the only jobs I can find for my qualifications pay $15 an hour+ experience/snacks?
Embarrassing! Minneapolis Snubbed from Trump’s Inaugural Class of Anarchist Cities
Photo by Jeremiah Peterson
Jason Lewis Starting to Regret Open Mouth Kiss with the President
Original photos by U.S. House Office of Photography and Gage Skidmore
Wayzata Teens Make Seasonal Personality Change From Boats to Pumpkin Spice
Only a few days ago, local teens had been enmeshed in Caucasoid summer activities: enjoying hard seltzers on Lake Minnetonka, appropriating most cultures, and shout-singing along to their TikTok Hits playlists. However, in just a few days’ time, these teens would start to sing a different tune.
Landlords Serve Eviction Notice To Entire City of Minneapolis
As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to rage, taking away the lives of thousands, and more tragically, the passive incomes of dozens of landlords. That’s why the Twin Cities Landlord’s Alliance has decided to evict the entire city of Minneapolis from the premises.
MPR Won’t Fire Predator DJ Unless He Does Something Horrific Like Change the Song Lineup
ST. PAUL — In response to the resignation of reporter Marianne Combs, who alleged that…
MPD Officer Just 5 Commemorative Coins Away From Earning White Hood
Original photos by WedgeLIVE