Politics
‘Amy Is A Great Boss!’ Says Klobuchar Assistant Shackled To Radiator For Totally Normal Reason
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Yet another Amy Klobuchar staffer has come forward to defend her amidst…
Mayor Melvin Carter’s Smile Used to Melt Hearts and Icy Roads
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Amy Klobuchar Formally Announces Run for Vice President
In front a crowd of thousands of supporters in Minneapolis’ Boom Island, veteran Minnesota Senator…
Mueller Investigation Implicates King Boreas in Vulcan Collusion Plot
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Minneapolis Cop Considers Pulling Trigger for Administrative Leave Over the Holidays
Upon learning that he had no remaining paid time off in 2018, Minneapolis police officer…
Will Amy Klobuchar Run For President? We Don’t Know But That Won’t Stop Us From Writing This 5,000 Word Article
Following a resounding reelection in November, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar’s name has been floated around…
Whoops! This Young Minnesotan Forgot To Vote For Beto O’Rourke
On Election Day this past November millions of young voters headed to the polls to…
MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Renamed ‘Bureau of Investigating Police Shootings’
Citing changes to the nature of their work, Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension officials have…
Jesse Ventura Gifts Tim Walz Map of Capitol’s Secret Underground Labyrinth, Enchanted Crossbow ‘Just in Case’
Former Governor Jesse Ventura held a surprise policy meeting with Governor-elect Tim Walz at Walz’s…
New State Auditor Excited to Do Whatever A State Auditor Does
After winning her election on November 6th, Julie Blaha is looking forward to serving as…
Opinion: I Oppose the Saint Paul Minimum Wage, Because My Brother Works at Denny’s and He’s an Asshole
Recently Saint Paul Mayor Melvin Carter signed into law a minimum wage ordinance that will…
‘I Am a Hero’ Thinks MN Man After Doing Bare Minimum Civic Duty
BLOOMINGTON — After doing all that was asked of him by voting in the Midterm…
Iowa Rep. Steve King Wondering How He Can Be Racist When You Are All The Racists
In a press conference earlier this week, Iowa Representative Steve King responded to the accusations…