Nation’s Top Satire Award Goes to Minnesota Man Who Stepped Outside and Asked “Whatever Happened to Global Warming?”
2019’s prestigious “Award for American Satire” has been presented to Tim McCullough, a Coon Rapids…
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Minnesota Dentists Celebrate Zero Lion Killing Incidents For Third Year In Row
The Minnesota Dental Association (MDA) gathered at the Hyatt Regency in Bloomington this week to…
Online Hotdish Recipe Starts with 90,000 Word Novel About Grandma’s House
A Coon Rapids man was forced to read a 90,000 word novel about someone’s grandmother’s…
New Charity Spreads Christmas Spirit By Giving Out Free Drunk Uncles
A new Twin Cities based charity is seeking to spread the holiday spirit by handing…
Jesse Ventura Gifts Tim Walz Map of Capitol’s Secret Underground Labyrinth, Enchanted Crossbow ‘Just in Case’
Former Governor Jesse Ventura held a surprise policy meeting with Governor-elect Tim Walz at Walz’s…
Edina Opens Artisanal Garbage Can for Wealthy, Discerning Raccoons
The city of Edina opened its first artisanal garbage can for wealthy raccoons at 50th…
Head-On Collision Between Two Food Trucks Results in Two Deaths, Exciting New Flavor Combination
MINNEAPOLIS — A head-on collision between two food trucks in downtown Minneapolis resulted in the…
We Did It! Minnesota Once Again Ranked Number One State That Looks Like It’s Wearing A Tiny Top Hat
For the fiftieth year in a row, Minnesota has been ranked #1 on the list…
New MN Drivers License Design Features Iconic Images of Loon, Canoe, Socially Anxious Man Hiding In Bathroom At A Party
The Minnesota Department of Public Safety has unveiled a new Driver’s License design that features…
Spam Museum Security Guard: “The Exhibits Come Alive at Night and Try to Kill Me”
When I took my job at the Spam Museum a month ago, the outgoing Night…
Elite DNR Agent Undercover As Elm Tree in Way Too Deep
A Minnesota Department of Natural Resources agent deep undercover as an elm tree is beginning…
New Pedal Pub Tour Goes From Uptown Minneapolis Directly to Rochester Rehab Center
Fans of craft beer and light exercise can now experience a new pedal pub tour…
“The America I Know Would Never Put People in Camps!” Says St. Paul Man Minutes from Historic Fort Snelling
SAINT PAUL — Local resident Roger Greer, 35, discussed detainment asylum seekers at the U.S/Mexico border…