Sadists Cleave Last Donut Into Smaller and Smaller Slices
The break room of A1 Accounting in St. Louis Park became a veritable torture chamber…
Brian Smallbeck
Vikings To Use Off-Season To Prepare For Next Massive Disappointment
Photo By Matthew Deery In a press conference earlier this week, Vikings General Manager Rick…
Vincent Kartheiser Also Surprised He Is From Minnesota
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Wisconsin Man Starting To Think Packers May Not Win Super Bowl This Year
Despite being a self-described “superfan,” Waumandee resident Bill Zimmerman is starting to think the Green…
Whoops! This Young Minnesotan Forgot To Vote For Beto O’Rourke
On Election Day this past November millions of young voters headed to the polls to…
Iowa Rep. Steve King Wondering How He Can Be Racist When You Are All The Racists
In a press conference earlier this week, Iowa Representative Steve King responded to the accusations…
Spirit Haunting First Ave Thinks This Band Really Sucks
Glenda, an apparition who haunts First Avenue after committing suicide in the 1940’s when the…
NFL: Daniel Carlson joins Blair Walsh, Gary Anderson in Vikings’ Hall of Kickers Who Can Go Fuck Themselves
After missing 3 field goals in Sunday’s tie versus the Green Bay Packers, 2 of…
NFL: Aaron Rodgers Uses Knee Injury to Remind Teammates He’s The Only One Who Fucking Matters
GREEN BAY – Following the Packers victory over the Chicago Bears Sunday night, quarterback Aaron…
MLB: Brewers Sell Out “Fairweather Fan Night”
The Milwaukee Brewers experienced record ticket sales at Miller Park last week for their “Fairweather…