Hannibal Lecter Hosts Human Meat Raffle
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Jonathan Gershberg
The Best Waterlogged Books Now Available at Your Local Little Free Library
Chicken Soup for the Stepmom’s Soul Your neighbor’s self published memoir titled Eat, Pray, Glove:…
Will Amy Klobuchar Run For President? We Don’t Know But That Won’t Stop Us From Writing This 5,000 Word Article
Following a resounding reelection in November, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar’s name has been floated around…
Paul Bunyan, Babe the Big Blue Ox Break Up to Pursue Solo Careers
After collaborating for nearly a century, famous plaid-sporting lumberjack Paul Bunyan and collaborator Babe the…
MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Renamed ‘Bureau of Investigating Police Shootings’
Citing changes to the nature of their work, Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension officials have…
New State Auditor Excited to Do Whatever A State Auditor Does
After winning her election on November 6th, Julie Blaha is looking forward to serving as…
Opinion: I Oppose the Saint Paul Minimum Wage, Because My Brother Works at Denny’s and He’s an Asshole
Recently Saint Paul Mayor Melvin Carter signed into law a minimum wage ordinance that will…
Twin Cities Archdiocese to Reintroduce Selling of Indulgences to Pay For Large Abuse Settlement
Following the approval of a $210 million dollar settlement to the victims of sexual abuse…
Opinion: MN Secretary of State: ‘You Fuckers Better Vote’
Listen up, jaggoffs! It’s me, Steve-Motherfucking-Simon, Minnesota’s-Motherfucking-Secretary of State. The next day-and-a-half is your last…
Rich Stanek Hopes Voters Don’t Find Out He’s An Asshole Before the Midterms
MINNEAPOLIS – Hennepin County Sheriff Rich Stanek woke in a nervous sweat in the middle…